Corporal Joe Bauers, a decidedly average American, is selected for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten and left to awaken to a future so incredibly moronic that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
Luke Wilson
Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Maya Rudolph
Rita
Dax Shepard
Frito Pendejo
Terry Crews
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho